This is the right take.

And Miller probably wrote Trump’s f’in’ tweet himself!

+1 anacolouthon

DeMarcus.

Maybe they’re trying to blind the audience so they can’t see that it’s FAKE.

My eyes actually hurt just from looking at the pictures in this article.

Two Dudes Cup Cups

Yeah but if his OPS is above 1, then you’re saving a fraction of a base by walking him.

Try Lasik.

Why don’t they just walk him every time?

Why the fuck are you joking about this.

With Toronto in six!

Yeah well, favorite way to waste five minutes.

The Kobe is strong with this one.

I am on pace to continue not to care about this sport.

Ok here’s mine: so it sounds like he was both angry and drunk...

This is going to be the longest vacation he’s had in...a decade?

This is terrific Kinja.

Funny...it’s also because of loaded management that Love is still on the team in the first place.

Well, since you asked nicely...