Sorry, I believe it’s “No, she would have to push me.”

Translation: I did something that is the antithesis of faith and family. 

I cover my neck tattoo with extra wide slanted collars

Dude it is NOT for jumping jacks. It is for putting on, taking a picture, taking off, and then posting the picture to Instagram. 

That’s a good coach speech.

That thing fell out of the sky just like a...meteor

This is going to make me anxious all weekend

Dude wrote “I hate him so much.” Yes this qualifies as hating. I live in Toronto where words mean what they mean. 

Rock on, but I’m not trolling, I just think he’s a good player who is also funny. I guess he gets in peoples heads. But hatred? Sounds like an overreaction.

This is the point, going.

Sorry, is Embiid-hating now a thing? What’s next Boban-hating? Sheesh. 

You know you’re through the looking glass when another country rallies around, puts forward, and begins executing an extremely sensible idea and your reaction is, ‘This shit is absolutely wild.’

Starring just for user name

To the overcrowded house. 

I’d watch an “Auditing is hard” show, about the IRS. 

Sorry, hotter than Blake Griffin and Ben Simmons?

Imagine him on the Nuggets now though

You are assuming that this is a logical error and not a deliberate obfuscation.

And there was that crazy double OT game winning “floater” that PG had over Gobert. 

It’s fine, everything makes her stronger.