I have a question for someone who is up on Ocasio-Cortez and her policy ideas.

Greedy, you’ve already got D-Wade. You want hot fudge on that banana split too?

Can someone please explain the Duke hatred thing to me. What’s wrong with them and what’s wrong with the coach (aside from the one guy tripping people).

Ironically, don’t eat at Arby’s, that will make it worse. 

“Mama, there goes that—”

What does it accomplish: evidence based predictions counter stupid media narratives. Stupidity is bad. QED. 

Hmm...if only there were someone with the team who had access to this data and whose job it was to command the players to play differently.

That got intense pretty fast.

So they are definitely still boinking?

Andre Drummond’s head: they ain’t making any more of it?

Why don’t they make the men wear no pants like the women?

I think just calling it music journalism obscures a little bit the point here, which is that there is such a thing as the discourse around an art form and that this discourse, more than name recognition or sales figures, is plausibly the location of objectivity when it comes to establishing a canon.  It therefore…

Isn’t he supposed to have been the centerpiece of a good Nuggets team?

Hey can someone please describe what it was like when Melo was a valuable star I missed it and now it feels implicit in all conversations so no one ever explains. What stuff did he do?

They’re tanking this year with the one year doofuses and are going to compete in years 2 and 3.

And People’s Park. 

Mrs Colangelo?

Also, if he gets worked in the G League, then the jig is up. There will be no more prospect of retroactively rescuing the pick. 

...while the team gets blown out 100-30

It means that he will, for some measurable amount of time, assume a sitting position.