phemiusrisley
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phemiusrisley

Mystery solved: this guy writes for SB Nation and so is trying to curry favor with a brand that could conceivably feed him. 

Exactly. Don’t even waste your breath screaming into the yawning void, just yawn right back into it.

Secretly?

Careful, you’ll get greyed. 

SOME OF US THOUGHT OF THIS A LONG TIME AGO.  GET WITH THE PROGRAM, EVERYONE ELSE.

Don’t you get it? It’s because that’s the REAL “football.”

Don’t open your mail, Michael Moore!

Fire the coach, please. 

Somehow I thought first seeing the LeBronis would be more of a life changing experience. 

I do not wish that on Ayton’s legs

“It can only become [a blender].”

“...some parent—I don’t care which one—but some parent...”

hater

Gee, what could have made someone hate those three individuals and also CNN?

The Pistons are now 3–0...Probably none of this will last,”

Precisely. Address the NBA’s fighting problem by them being more like the NHL.

Fake spit, get hit.

Alternate theory: they are tanking to draft Zion. LeBron will get “injured” for the first time and give his legs a year of rest. They will sign Klay or Kawhi, ditch all the one year guys, and be ready to roll. (The problem with this is that they’re young core is mediocre.)

I like how you see the good in people.

Here I was expecting only snark, and you’ve gone ahead and touched my heart.