Get your partner to start perineal massage

He played great defense for 90% of the time he was supposed to. 

The joke’s on the Celtics, though, because that pick is top-1 protected.

Yeah and 86 looks like 90 apparated behind him like Dumbledore does to Voldemort in their duel. ‘Oh fuck where’d he go?’

I heard there is a guy who is a quarterback and is not currently playing for any team.

That would be cool, but the internet would break and then we wouldn’t be able to see it or read about it. 

Present!

without participating in team stretching,

But if they were coached by like Brad Stevens, Brett Brown, or Quinn Snyder, one would think they do fine.

I think the Hawks are hoping to develop him while he is still shaky enough for them to tank one more year before returning to their version of relevance.

Ah, hockey.  You will never fail to be what I expect you to be.  I can’t even see the puck in that clip until after it’s in the net.

I would like to give you three stars for this

“Victory”? This isn’t sports, it’s people’s lives...

Yeah, like, what was coming off that arm along with the glue?

I wonder if we could get Butler on the Raptors as a one season rental for, like, Delon Wright or something.

“KAT and Wiggins kind of suck as NBA players.”

No it refers to staying up all night on a boat.

And how often is it in verse for easy oral transmission through future generations?

In hip hop that same celebration is an intricately coded resistance to oppression. 

Seriously. I never know where the puck is.