OMG, the characters in this other show drove 60 mph - in total, they drove 23496869680 MPH over the course of the series. IF YOU DROVE THAT FAST YOU WOULD EVAPORATE!

Yeah, because how about any show where characters ever drank water: OMG THEY DRANK 2390275 GALLONS OF WATER WHICH WOULD KILL A PERSON!

I WILL SMOKE A BLUNT ON A THRONE MADE OF MY LEGIONS OF MUSCLE-DADDY HUSBANDS.

NO! MURDER EVERYTHING!