Avoiding alcohol would save them some calories, but the study showed they ate 600 calories more. So apparently they are making up for the lack of cocktail cals somehow. I once witnessed a stoner friend eating a bowl full of potato chips covered in whipped cream.

Haha, yeah right. Like women know how to read.

Have you seen this? Stealth Mountain

Just annotating to say that the annotations are making it look like her feet are having a VERY heated conversation about numbers.

No, I think these ones are just plain silver - not holographic. I liked Mindy's pair a lot better, and I can't help but think the pattern on this dress looks kinda like the waiting room art in a crystal healer's office in Sedona.

I literally can't think of a single reason why I shouldn't buy ALL of those shoes.

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Ah! Her shoes are beautiful shiny slices of fuck yeah. They are just ridiculous enough to make me covet them endlessly. It's like her feet are from the future! But like, the Zenon Girl of the 21st Century style future. Zedis lapedis!

I'd go so far as to say these campaigns are worse than garbage and that they're actively harmful. First, I think they poison the concept of "beauty" by using it as a stand-in for what they really mean, which is desirability. Second, rather than dispelling the idea of desirability as social currency, they validate it.…

That Chris Farley clip is amazing, and I feel like that about 99.9% of the time. Also, I think that "parfait" is one of those words that you can NEVER say angrily. PARFAIT I can't do it I can't be mad and say the word "parfait."

I think you're on the right track, but I've always been partial to slogans that rhyme. Off the top of my head:

What does it taste like? Bread? Ice cream? Spaghetti-Os? There's no possible way it can be as delicious as it sounds - that would be too good to be true. I can't shake the feeling that I'm being catfished, like I'm going to slice open my creamy carb bomb and find out it's filled with kale salad or something.

Cool ranch is an amazing suggestion.

"Try our newest fragrance: Cedric Dick-ory. Even Cho Chang will want your bro wang."

• Empty microwave popcorn bag

Yo dawg, I heard you like words so i put some words in your words so you can read words while you read words.

They should have made it so tight that no human could get it open. I think that's a much better door-opener if you're fiance(e)-fishing. That way, everyone is all embarrassed and united against a common enemy. If someone opened my soda for me, I'd say thanks and walk away forever. If someone struggled with me, by my…

I don't really find "Titsday" to be objectifying or objectionable. I actually think it's kinda funny (also I love the word "tits") and it would catch my attention in a sea of generic, boring ads for women's fitness. I would be more offended by a class called something like "Inner Goddess Yoga-lates" because barf. Am I…