I'm sorry, but if you want me to play your game, show me a woman in full, heavy armor, tearing through a horde. This is why I loved Dragon Age: Origins. Boobs do not make a game, any more than they make the woman.

Although, I will not post a picture for all the games I listed, I will explain, in one simple sentence, why I think these games are perfect.

You didn't ruin my childhood at all. My mom has been married three times and my dad has been married three times as well. So, yeah. This is pretty normal for me.

High Kick Girl is awesome, if you have not seen it. Go watch it.

It is. On the other arm, she has the word Dumpling.

PC Gamer - 79.

Dark Messiah: Thief; at least, that is what the review sounded like it was describing. Had this game come out around the time Dark Messiah did, I might have given it a try. However, as with the writer, there have been too many innovations to allow for a lot of these errors in design. I swear, as of the past couple of…

*gasp* I think I'm in love. It's like Thelma and Gordon had a daughter. I love this.

After spending time on the PC beta, I am pleasantly surprised by it. I was completely blown away by how they handle the teams losing. It actually makes it fun, to make a mad-dash for the evac ship; if the Titan's on the opposing team do not destroy it.

I hope, with the realism they are going for, they consider blood going into the body cavity, rather than spraying as if it weren't contained.

You know what, I am happy about that decision. We don't need another franchise going the way of CoD and losing all fun, and relevance. One will come out eventually, but just not right away. I am completely okay with that. Borderlands 1 and 2 both have a huge replay value for me. With everything released for both…

I read that, "spiders." I was looking reeeeeal hard. Yep.

Um, I'm moved in, but how in the hell do I get down? A little help? Anybody?

Seriously, I expect these kinds of spelling errors from Fox or MSNBC. Hell, I have seen this in the NY Times a couple of times. So, come on. "Sexaul" and "provdied?" I expect more. This isn't Facebook.

Starbound's Molly Carroll provdied a little more detail on the game's reddit, writing "The person in question has been permanently banned and we're looking into how to proceed re: involving authorities. To clarify, it's not a serious 'We're delaying the game!' sort of deal, but situations like this do distract from…

The developers of indie PC hit Starbound have had to call the authorities after it was discovered a sexaul predator was using the game to "target children".

If I had developed Flappy Bird, I would have created another version just to mess with people. Flappy Bird Zen. In it, you would have no obstacles. You would just keep the bird in flight, while soft music and daily affirmations played in the background. Occasionally, you would hear, "We understand that you do not have…

The Strangers: Japan.

This, this is like sharing an STD with someone. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go get some Q-Tips, gasoline, and a lighter to cauterize my bleeding ears. Why, why would someone destroy that song?

I hate you for this.