I wonder if “in exchange for having a say in naming his replacement” isn’t code for “I not only have no support from the board and dim legal prospects, but if I don’t leave now I’m going to get cleaned out by a class action lawsuit from the franchises.” I’m not sure he’s in a position to do anything but agree to the…

I’d just settle for being able to keep a can of stuffed grape leaves around for more than a day or two.

So, that’s not actually where your heart overflows from.

At that, I suppose he would have towered over Tom Cruise.

When I was on my own, ramen with an egg in it and family meal at work. Once I had mouths to feed, stone soup with dried beans in bone broth from our once-a-week chicken, with an occasional bulk nuclear burrito.

Apparently when he lived in Trump Tower, he used to have unsupervised play dates with Don Jr, Eric and Ivanka.

Jerry Lee Lewis is kind of the king of shit mountain here, what with the marrying a thirteen year old and most likely murdering his most recent wife.

I think they just share a stylist.

Isn’t he kind of short, though? Wolverine, I can see. Captain America not so much.

So she’s keeping her job and her tenure?

I wonder what the not-white people who run Toyota had to say to daddy? 

Do you suppose it has been brought to princess’ attention that the company whose products her daddy got rich selling is not owned by white people?

Yeah, not really. Netanyahu’s kid can get away with being an ironic nazi. These kids? Not so much.

but if he tells them to stop and support the actual candidate, Nina and Jeff will paper social media and the DNC mailing list with never [actual candidate] material from Their Revolution, and Jane will tweet vaguely about how he doesn’t own his voters, so it’s not like he can make them listen from atop her mountain of…

All this and bonus homophobia and genocide support!

He also squatted on the Democratic nomination for VT to keep a Democrat from running.

Intelligencer already has its quota of fauxgressive mean girls. I’m guessing The Hive.

Their commitment to provocation seems to be strongest when it comes without consequences. They're really perfect for their movement.

No argument. But then, Michigan was one of the grand successes of Nixon’s suburbanization strategy, where white flight was funneled into ring suburbs where there was no community of interest with the people who were paying the bills.

He frustrates the shit out of me, because he really does bring important things to the table as a media influencer, but then he plays to his bro audience for the clicks.