I’d love to see the Billyberg edition.

I heard they were starting something. I didn’t know it was widely available (is it?).

I think they really do.

Well, no, but there has to be some very strong visceral urge involved to voluntarily set foot in one of those horrifying places, and if it’s not the desire to keep your kid from being ostracized socially I’d be super curious what that urge is.

The few we were roped into, it seemed like the attraction was that nobody expected the parents to supervise their children. 

His irregular pizza looks like a round pizza cut poorly and placed on a round plate randomly by someone who plates pizza at a Chuck E Cheese.

What would be a major fix is a program to subsidize means-tested discount Metrocards. If you work for a company which subscribes to a transit program, you can get your monthly Metrocard at a huge savings per ride with pre-tax money. If you don’t and you can’t afford the three figure hit a monthly card costs, you pay…

And it was... not the government who did that. 

But then there’d be nowhere to bash the completely irrelevant status of the Mayor’s non-existent presidential campaign (and oddly, not of Bernie’s buddy the Governor’s much more aggressive moves in that direction).

A fair number of Bernie’s stans went into the general and the two years after preaching from every pulpit the Republican-leaning media would give them that what Democrats need to do is appeal to WWV harder (that’s why we were supposed to bag Pelosi). See: Tim Ryan and Krystal Ball, or read anything Matt Taibbi had to…

His neighbor caught him throwing rocks at her child’s crib when he was four.

I kind of judge him, but I do understand that he was under pressures I’ll never understand.

Point.

Couldn’t you simmer them in a sphere mold?

Her husband is the publisher of The Federalist. I’d be willing to bet cosplaying extravagant butthurt plays a major role in their sex life. 

She’s also half Cindy Lou Beer Money, who waltzed off with her daddy while the woman who waited in a wheel chair for him to be released from Viet Nam was sitting home with their three kids.

Kind of a shame CNN didn’t figure that out before they did everything they could to wash him into office.

Oh.

I don’t think it has a portmanteau, but I swear by (what I guess you’d call) the felwaffle (felafel dough in a waffle iron).

I did not know that.