That’s why his father says he coldcocked his music teacher in second grade. Because loser. 

Yeah, that’s definitely why the teachers and the other kids at Don Jr’s expensive schools all disliked him. Because he had the courage not to be a socialist.

As much as I love Frontier for herbs and spices, paprika and caraway and powdered things are Hoosier Hill Farm all the way.

Zum Stammtisch in Queens.

Do you mix hot and sweet? Because it’s still a lot of paprika...

Someone in a resort community having this response seems improbable to me, given the seasonal nature of resort work and the fact that it’s also available after banker’s hours and on weekends.

The paprika - smoked or not smoked?

Yes, thank you! We’ve moved away from our beloved german restaurant, and I totally miss their gulyas.

I never really knew how to be that particular kind of customer. I come from a restaurant family. We weren’t raised that way.

He did the same thing when he became a Republican (weirdly, at about exactly the same time he went to work for Ike Perlmutter, the then-head of Marvel who funds one of Trump’s PACs). Apparently he figures that’s where the money is.

For the record, Hailey is the evangelical daughter of the creepy Trump-humping Baldwin, who broke up the monotony of not paying his bills, his mortgage, and his taxes by videotaping people going into an adult book store that opened in the town next door, because “Christian.”

If Colbert feels so strongly about Trump, maybe he should stop hosting Bernie, king of the griefers, quite so much until after he’s gone?

Here again stepping up for the bagna cauda or dipping oil. Think of it as deconstructed garlic bread.

It’s a legacy Gawker site named after something that gets under your skin which traffics in brocialist hot takes?

I’m pretty sure you can find a bar or restaurant with a private space for your party to use, especially on a slow night. They won't let you stay past closing, but if you're not interested in abusing their hospitality that won't be an issue.

Is tavern style like sicilian?

Or it could just be that in italian, pizza means pie (what we think of as a pie is a torta).

More like an open-faced Hot Pocket.

That’s not fair. He’s also defending Nixon’s antisemitism.

Oh, horseshit. By this logic, the woman in the nursing home who gave birth is free game.