No, and Jezebel will write more about him than they do about Stacey Abrams (who Splinter will slag for no particular reason).

AOC wears earrings and lipstick: front-page article about the transcendance of her personal style as a political statement.

You know, I think the Warhol fans can deal.

My mom was second-generation italian and her parents ran a restaurant. She adored Velveeta growing up, because it was what americans ate.

There’s a european version which is in a casing and a mexican version which is loose meat.

It’s hard work finding mexican chorizo where I am. Everyone has eight different kinds of the spanish variety in casings, but the loose meat version, not so much. I get mine by mail order.

Unless doing domestic or maintenance labor (of the kind which, like marriage, her father reserves for the undocumented) is somehow lacking in dignity, this is not degrading.

Yeah, probably, but sadly Ivanka herself is more about how people perceive Ivanka than about Ivanka herself.

I kind of wanted to know if the woman who campaigned against stopping Trump because socialism is dating Senator Pharma, but then I found out she was one of the Fyre Festival guys first celebrity influencers and I figured I already knew everything I needed to.

I’m going to be really interested to see how NYS is going to respond to this, because the affluent suburbs are heavily dependent on huge mortgage interest and SALT deductions, and their wealth is tied up in their houses.

Yes. I do understand exactly what you’re saying. I also understand that the conditions which affect the terms of a warrantee are generally conditions which are not part of the expected use of the item and which will cause damage.

Nestlé bought the company that makes Baci. I only ever got that a few times a year, but I still get a craving every now and then. Think of Nutella as nocciole methadone.

Just. No. Because no restaurant worth its - salt, I guess - would buy pots that can’t be used with salt.

I’m just saying, if whatever those pots are made of is so reactive that you can’t cook with salt without erosion, I don’t want to eat food made in them.

Just, it’s a way-too-rich dip tribute to hot dish. If she left out the weirdly inappropriate rotel and served it with biscuit chunks and tater tots on skewers, I would think it was cute. This baffles me.

Cassava root has a ton of water-soluble vitamins, a ridiculous amount of accessible calories, can be grown in drought conditions with next to no maintenance, and doesn’t need to be stored above ground. The leaves of some of the varieties have to be treated before eating, but they contain a lot of protein (and there…

Hey, the producer of The Apprentice who refused to give up the tapes got expensed from the Inaugural Committee for travel, and then he and his lovely and highly-moral wife (the volubly “faith-based Christian” Roma Downey) got their own religion-friendly programming channel from Fox.

As soon as she had a few teeth in place, mine used to gnaw on marinated mushrooms or artichoke hearts.

You could make a pretty good argument that the Republican is in the White House because they’re conservative. The House the Zucker Built leans hard right.

But he’s probably got someone like Peter Thiel backing him financially, so what does he care?