In a way, it was a very similar time. As soon as Reagan got in (on the back of racist white union members who didn’t realize that when you cut a people-size hole in the social safety net white men can fall through it) there was a flood of MAGA-style racist and sexist and homophobic triumphalism. It wasn’t OK, but the…

Heavy cream and cream cheese with bacon and sausage and cream soup in the velveeta?

I think the biggest problem with doing it that way is that unseasoned pasta needs a lot more salt in the sauce. Of course, maybe their sauce is just that salty...

Not that Paltrow is a vegan or vegetarian (or a particularly mindful eater if her wedding catering is any guide), but there are entire cultures out there which have been making interesting sustainable vegan food for thousands of years. How did she go with bad imitation Denny’s food?

Do you honestly think that would surprise anyone who’s ever eaten at an Olive Garden?

True enough (although not all varieties, and mostly in the leaves, I think). Still, I  suspect the whole grows in a drought thing is pretty going to be pretty key...

Yes. I remember back when I started earning a living as a tipped employee 35 years ago thinking that wasn’t entirely fair.

This isn’t quite that, though, since with their piecework contractor model they aren’t guaranteed the minimum wage, and the tips are clearly presented during the ordering process as exactly that, tips.

That was no lady. That was Mrs. Dan “Coalition Provisional Authority” Senor, George W Bush’s press secretary.

I think in a country with a buddhist tradition impermanence is kind of a thing.

I’m a little confused that cassava, a nutrient-dense protein and vitamin source which can be grown in soil which doesn’t support much else, is prioritized behind grains as a “starchy tuber.” On pretty much every level (from need for water and anti-insect intervention and high-quality cleared soil to nutritional…

Yeah, but Cohn also let Trump think Trump was the BSD in the relationship when all his little victories were pre-arranged in smoke-filled rooms he wasn’t important enough to know about.

Also, give a hat tip to the monstrous narcissists who thought this was an acceptable outcome to punish the world for not giving them exactly what their playgroup wanted. Susan Sarandon’s bodyguard in hell is confederate-sized at this point.

So, she’s the first person who ever tried to adult, and inventing a whole new social order in her head left her without much of a support system?

Hopefully, he manages to prove that Trump’s election was fraudulent and gets the two new Justices thrown off.

It was a scalp reduction. They cut out a bunch of the bald area from the top and drew it up. I think that’s why he can’t go bald. Scars.

I think he needs so much color-correcting concealer that he looks like a corpse. The orange isn’t to make him look tan, it’s to give the illusion that there’s normal colored skin underneath.

On the other hand, a powerful lobbying group in Washington, run by a former NFL official who’s also Trump candy Hope Hicks’ dad, were the ones who were chosen to run the survey over whether the Trump supporters at the NFL should reinstate Kaepernick (which, of course, they advised against).

iow you like football and you don’t like Starbucks, which reifies your decision morally.

It’s a sad statement about how society gaslights women that someone could look in the mirror at that face and not see beauty.