Probably because let’s face it, nobody actually wants to play Chiller.

That’s a lot of words to say that you’ve never played a horror game.

I’m going to go for a slightly weird pick: Thumper. It’s a rhythm game, of all things, but quite the weirdest and most hostile rhythm game I’ve ever seen. You play as a metallic beetle barrelling down a rail through an abstract fractal hellscape, and the “notes” are obstacles that come hurtling towards you in time…

Here in France it means BOhemian BOurgeois... in other words, white hipsters.

I haven’t seen it, but I mean... it’s called “Camping”, how much whiter do you want?

Oh give it a rest. There are enough things to have a pop at Lena Dunham for without having to resort to dishonest bullshit about her being a child molester. Newsflash: kids are curious and have no grasp of boundaries. It’s normal that they can be incredibly creepy and inappropriate when they’re little. Child…

Kanye’s agenda is exactly the same as Trump’s: he wants to be in the news, and that’s literally as far as either of them thinks about anything.

You said that a kettle is something that goes on the stove. And what I’m saying is that that’s only if you’re American. To the rest of us, a “kettle” refers exclusively to an electric device. (Most non-Americans don’t know why they’re called Kettle Chips.)

<i>Many of us cook better, higher quality dinner than you can get in most restaurants every night. When you go out, you’re paying for the experience, which is a restaurant’s responsibility to make nice.</i>

OK, well the consensus opinion seems to be pretty much “brownface is OK and we’d rather perpetuate it than remove a minor character from a show we don’t watch.”

Wow, someone just mentioned Hannah Gadsby once in passing and you wrote two screen-long essays complaining about tea, and also much you hate it when people complain about tea. I have no idea how you manage to be this angry about someone pointing out that most Americans don’t own tea-kettles (which is what she meant -…

<i>Republicans do not love violence</i> - “knock the crap out of him”, “I’ll pay your expenses, believe me”, “we’re bringing back waterboarding, and much worse”, “maybe the 2nd amendment people could do something.”

REPUBS: Dems are a mob who use violence towards anyone who disagrees with them. No, I don’t have any actual examples of that ever happening.

[presses F to pay respects]

Doubt it. The key attributes of the Fox viewer base are hypersensitive self-pity and paranoia. The main rule is to never, EVER trust anybody who’s ever said a single thing you didn’t fully agree with. And they are PISSED at her. In her last few months at Fox, she occasionally paid lip service to the concept of facts…

I think they think that if you put the word “patriot” in your bio on social media, that means *everything* you do is heroic and everyone else is wrong. BECAUSE FLAG!

Can’t remember the name, but does anyone remember that state election a few years back where the Repub candidate tried to “smear” the Dem by pointing out that he speaks a little French, as though that somehow reflected badly on him?

It’s mindblowing how much some Americans hate education. Mad because they taught your kid to speak Spanish. Mad because they taught your kid biology. Mad because they taught your kid about the civil war and didn’t give you the bowdlerized wyt-friendly edited-for-airplanes fairytale version. Mad because your child was…

OK, well you could have saved yourself the trouble of writing this article if you’d just asked a British person. In the UK you have to be 18 to BUY alcohol, but you can drink alcohol at any age if it’s given to you by someone in loco parentis. So even if he WAS buying it for his daughter (he wasn’t), and even if she…