So, a map of New England, then?

I was a replacement bassist for oknotreally on their 2011 tour.

Or at least they subtend to be.

Poor Maine. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

You know you live in a backwater when even the people who live there have barely heard of it.

I wonder which offends them more: the idea that white people might one day not be the majority, or the notion that their precious sperm may not be as potent as they like to think. Which is more fragile: their male ego or their white exceptionalism?

Nah, Dawkins was a dick before. You can read it in his books - the main text is normal and polite, but the footnotes are less formal, and he goes off on several condescending spiels about religion that just aren't appropriate to a grown man writing a book about evolution. I agree with almost every word the guy says,…

If by that you mean Google would obstruct the investigation and bury the evidence, then yes I think it would.

Certainly whenever he deletes a tweet, that's a direct breach of the law Hillary nearly broke. But as you know, actual law-breaking is OK as long as you don't apologise for it.

Paddington 2: Stuck At Edgware Road Again

You don't grow up under a style icon like Rupert without picking up a few affectations.

Can't pass by a Tobolowsky reference without upvoting it

Of course you are. A real human would have known those aren't apples in your profile pic.

Anyone else read that in Titus Andronicus's voice?

You're not using the phrase "cultural appropriation" right.

Holy crap, they don't even know who the extras on SNL were?

How so? Talk me through it.

You don't actually have any opinions of your own, do you?

Burger King has burgers with bacon. McDonald's does not have burgers with bacon. No amount of kiddie playground cred can tip that scale.

Gape of Thrones?