But it does end in a preposition…

Another macho man who doesn't realise Fight Club portrays people like him as bugfuck loons who would rather become terrorists than learn how to talk to a woman!

My TL;DR pitch to MRAs is: "Women don't hate you. They just don't necessarily trust you yet." It's a bit simplistic but it doesn't leave much to argue with or pick at.

Look on xTube, you can see plenty of it

I suspect he's the sort of guy who painstakingly learns all the blocking and timings of all the porn he watches so that he can give orders to the girl onscreen and imagine she's obeying him, otherwise he can't get there.

Now you're saying it, I actually don't understand how that isn't a network TV Christmas tradition.

And their motto is All Lies And Jest

But we still decided to call it "cuisine"? In French?

I really want to strike out some of the words and letters in that last sentence there.

Hannity's job is to serve the customers, who in this case are the advertisers. Right now his customers are not happy. That's not because he's being censored; it's because he - he personally - devalued the product. You devalue the product, you lose market share, simple. (I'm talking about money, not viewership.) My…

the Earth is a crazy spinning spiraling third rocky ball from the Sun

In my limited experience, they don't. Voting's for sheeple. It's all rigged anyway, remember?

Or that even current-gen CGI isn't able to accurately generate the literally thousands of hours of footage taken from the Apollo missions, animate it, and make it look like it was shot in the '60s. There is SO much footage that when they commissioned a director to edit it into a film, it took him FIVE YEARS just to…

How could that possibly help? o_O

And the tides are caused by… mermaids? Is it mermaids?

Huh, this flat earth shit starts to sort of make sense if you accept that distance isn't real; it's all just flat sprites and Z-buffering.

So we're just changing the subject back to Trump's voting margins for no reason? Smooth move, Kellyanne.

:: cries like an anime fan on prom night ::

So with a big enough telescope, you'll be able to see the opposite shore? And the only reason you can't see it normally is because the entire continent on the other side is too far away to see? Despite being comfortably visible from the Moon?

Conspiracies are always seductive to dumbasses because it's the only way they can get to act as though they know something the rest of us don't - in other words, to cosplay as a smart person.