I had to re-read the two tweets about 15 times each to parse the differences...

It was such a great moment that SportsCenter made it...wait...NINTH???....on the Top Ten plays of the night.

I can’t wait to read his five year old tweets later this week!

After a feat like that, this guy needs a nickname. How about “McBoatface?”

I flipped over to see Sportcenter and this game was on and Bote was up.  Saw the Cubs were down 3-0 and was about to flip the channel when I saw the bases were loaded.  Glad I stayed to see the fireworks.

Bryce Harper trying to hide the smile for his future teammate

Absolutely. I was a fringe D1 guy (I should have went smaller) and played in a few Mens leagues after college and it wasn’t pretty.

Hell, a guy starting on a DIII squad would dominate probably 95% of people in gym leagues, if not more.

Brian Scalabrine played 1-on-1 against a bunch of internet shittalkers and dominated even more badly than you’d think. Pro Athlete vs. Random Ayehole matchups are always amusing.

Careful. There was a time not too long ago where Deadspin put up post after post stating that only racists think Cam Newton isn’t a great qb

Right, but if you are a receiver the fact he can compensate with his legs doesn’t help you much (it may mean weaker coverage fewer double teams, but he’s still going to have trouble getting you the ball, and even more trouble getting you the ball where you can run with it). He may not be a drag on the team, but he’s…

Hard to be intimidating when you’re doing In Living Color Fly Girl cosplay.

Whereas Colin Kaepernick is out of football despite a significant and virtually unblemished track record of being a starting caliber quarterback

“Oh my god, why do they even make Ferraris? Almost no one races them!”

orly

That joke is right up there with mall crawl. yeah yeah, just because you see them in town all shiny and clean doesn’t mean they don’t get dirty...it just means you aren’t in the dirt enough to see them there.

Exactly. As I said, why even play Trubisky if you’re not going to call plays to utilize him or develop him? All you’re doing is risking injury to your supposed QB of the future.

There were three or four third-and-shorts that they failed to pick up that would have made it look less ugly. There were also a bunch of third and longs where they basically gave up.

It wasn’t really an utter lack of trust in Trubisky. They got up 14, were playing against a good defense, have a good defense themselves, have a conservative coach, have wide receivers that couldn’t start on a lot of CFL teams. They barely have anybody worth throwing the ball to. They called more than 7 pass plays-…