Yeah, his son looks real thrilled to have a dad who’s so...”involved.”

LOL. I don’t even want that. Just hopefully, someday soon, he tells his dad to shut the fuck up.

Whatever it takes to send him back into obscurity.

Fathers be good to your ballers

They already had the greatest team celebration in all of the history of sports. BRING IT BACK!

The only thing more boring than a puff piece on ESPN about the cubs waving at each other is another article critiquing the first article. Bye Emma!

QB3 behind Jared Goff and sean mannion means QB1 by week 8.

Here’s the real world equivalent

best job in the world...no real pressure, just be good at practice and film study

Sure, and you will get a red card. It’s what I am trying to accomplish.

The dive after Altidore gets up and nudges him is what makes it art.

And then he dabbed.

Thank you, I’m glad you agree.

100% on Fowler’s side here. No one likes a whiner, especially one who has comments about your driving. Maybe next time, instead of going up and actually trying to be a hero, he’ll do what the rest of us do; mutter under our breath and hope he dies in a fiery crash.

Pictured: The victim

Doesn’t it “reset” the market in the sense that, if Cousins performs as well or better than he has (particularly with a talent glut after losing two of their main receiving options), then Carr’s contract set a new standard for QB pay in general? Like, the bar for “elite” also raises the bar for “average,” in a rising…

The only implication I made was that Carr’s deal could reset the market for Cousins, which was why it behooved Cousins to wait. Carr’s deal didn’t do that, though, because Carr (by his own admission) took less money than he could have gotten. (His AAV in new money is just less than $22M, rather than the $25M that was…

If he’s looking for money similar to that of the richest QB contract (which is what Carr’s is), then didn’t it effectively reset the market for his value? It’s not Dalton money. It’s not Flacco money. Carr money is the new standard.

Bell will experience some dreadful injury this year from which no one has ever really recovered, take the rest of the year off for rehab, and then be signed by Chicago for an actual supertanker full of money. He will play a couple of games for them, and then be released due to health issues/poor performance/some sort…

 The chance to over pay for free agents of questionable value next year has Chicago written all over it.