I noticed you mentioned early on in the article that you lost the ability to sleep in the dark at a young age. This tells me you have been raised being told to be afraid. That bad things will happen to you. To always look behind you. I can’t help but think that this mentality is attributing to your fear of your…

Yeah but the incremental value of a kicker can be pretty easily determined. If they don’t have their 2nd round kicker, you don’t just subtract the 6-7 points. You will have another kicker in his place that is capable of nearly the same thing. Every kicker is going to miss a few. The only thing that separates a kicker…

Are you saying that no one thought this was a crazy pick at the time? You can’t bring up the “hindsight is 20/20" argument if the present time was 20/20 too. You don’t take a kicker in the 2nd round. Period. This is coming from a former collegiate kicker. What separates kickers most times? Leg strength. But no one in…

You don’t gamble in the second? The Bears have gambled in rounds 1-3 for the past decade! Someone needs to tell them the rules.....

The issue between back then and right now is that there are so many options that are almost identical. There are a few guys in the league that have unreal legs, but how many times to teams attempt 65 yarders in games? Every kicker in the NFL has the ability to hit from at least 55. I know this because I hit a 55 in…

“Jim Joyce”.... “Joe West”..... Vaguely similar? Vaguely needs to be capitalized, italicized and in bold font. VAGUELY similar.

I feel like the “what might not suck” section should mention potentially picking up the best player in the draft.... As a Bears fan, I so desperately wanted Jamaal Adams on our roster. But we decided Mitchell was the future of shittiness in Chicago instead.

It’s his bowling ball shaped cack.... Da fuq you think it is? lol

Holy crap guys.....

“Our “rivalry” with the Packers is about as one sided as that of a freight train against a blade of grass.”

See LaVar Ball...

Kyrie is the epitome of the typical NBA player right now. Me me me me me me me me me me. It’s either join a superpower so you can cake-walk to the finals or go to a team with no talent so you can get pampered. Softest league in professional sports by a long shot.

I wonder if they let his kid keep the ball.....

God damn. Savagely golden comment, sir. +1

Hemmerling is 100% correct.... If you’re a grown-ass man with a baseball glove at a professional baseball game, you have probably never actually used a baseball glove. Playmakers make plays and they do it without DROPPING their beer. Box out that family of yours, and if you are scared of your precious, soft, beautiful…

Lets see if we can sub in this dumbass for Mayweather and move the fight to the octagon... #MakeHimGoAway

Lol so as long as you don’t physically or emotionally harm your kids, you’re a good father? This scrub could never make it as a “baller” so is now using his children to build his brand at their cost. He’s a shitty father. Being in the picture is EXPECTED when you’re responsible for creating kids.

Awe is Emma still butt-hurt that the Cubs won in 2016? You should write the Cubs and see if they care that the backup Deadspin writer isn’t a fan of their hand gestures. Take a seat, sweetheart.

I think this was a Rossy thing. But it was hilarious and I concur. Best ever.

And yes, Kaep would for sure wreck the CFL. Almost any QB who has started for a decent amount of time in the NFL would wreck the CFL. He had one really bad season on a dumpster fire team, but no one wants him right now because of the attention outside of football. He’s a distraction and not worth the risk.