I now carry around a cooler with a live trout with me everywhere ago, so just in case I run into that skeevy motherfucker, I can slap that smug-ass grin off his face with it.

So you are saying that this is a situation in which close, affectionate physical contact with someone you don’t know is mandatory?

The FAKE MSM is working so hard trying to get me not to use Social Media. They hate that I can get the honest and unfiltered message out.

Governor Rick Snyder was quick to condemn this kind of overt racism from public officials.

Even if an IQ test meant simply asking Chump to spell IQ, he’d still lose to an intellectually-challenged gerbil!

I always get a kick out of these “Damned Justice Department should do this!” tweets. As if he couldn’t tell the Justice Department what to do. It’s your department! You are Jeff Session’s boss, call him and tell him to do what you want!

The absolute lack of self-awareness is amazing. They are all up in arms about Sharia Law, but would gladly accept all of the components of Sharia Law if it were proposed by a Baptist minister.

Equinsu ocha.

Days since being an international embarrassment: 0 Days

No Republican, politician or voter, gets the benefit of the doubt, ever again. They are all deeply complicit in this complete abandonment of responsible government. There is no “both sides do it” - one side is completely and utterly evil, and the other side is just doing the best that they can.

‘White House spokesperson Kellyanne Conway...’

Yo, make some room in your bubble for me, please. The real world is scary, and I’d like to come along with and ignore objective reality, too.

I just go with “Motherfucker”: short and to-the-point, yet in his case speaking volumes.

Considering the DNC is spectacularly, jaw-droppingly stupid I suspect you are right. Even though they just finished living through the consequences of calling their entire base’s bluff in 2016 and seeing how that turned out.

While facing the most unpopular candidate in modern American history they still managed to…

Black women defecting en masse to a third party progressive platform would inexorably alter the current two-party dynamic. A third party with the reliable support from black women would become feasible, and could either push out one of the major two, or start the path to a multi-party system in the U.S.

Whenever people claim fake news cost Hillary the election, I’m reminded of a communist socialist terrorist Black Panther Muslim Kenyan who wanted to turn the US over to the UN who managed to easily win -twice-.

I’d be happy to see a limited run updated version of Freakazoid.

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