He really did win.

Jesus. Who let that asshole out of the country?

Tiffany?

Damn dude. Bin Laden won. We are so fucked and it only took 16 years.

He surrendered to a “cheese-eating surrender monkey.” ;)

Merkel would be killer.

My favorite moment is when Trump loosens his fingers to maneuver out of the handshake and Macron grips Trump’s hard one more time as if to assert that the handshake won’t end until Macron is good and ready.   

lol, this still makes me cringe and laugh all at once.

A Frenchman outshook our president’s hand? Trump tapped out, he surrendered to the French. Sad. Wake up Republicans!

I guess Ted Cruz will never have your vote

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

Marcon’s internal reaction at taking Trumps’ dead fish.

“Thanks for coming halfway across the world, Sean, but sorry, you can’t meet the pope” is the most hilariously petty bullshit in the world.

Impossible for Pence to have a female VP. Mother wouldn’t allow it.

If they were told that they could get center-right votes by drowning in a shallow puddle, you’d better believe they’d do it.

Well, that’s because Clinton, Bush, Obama, and several presidents would qualify as war criminals. I guess that’s one of those things we just started to ignore since it became the status quo.

I don’t know, this seems sensible...it’s all the other stuff that screams guilty.

The problem with calling this “cheating” is that is’ basically calling the equivalent of looking up a guide on GameFAQs cheating.

Bugs me so much that the switch isn’t attached to him in any way.

Haha. I’m right now in a four way mexican standoff with my other siblings. As the oldest, and most financially secure, I think I’ll be the first to crack!