Said the same person not more than 6 months ago who kept claiming the US military doesn’t know what its doing and HE could do better.

“The South didn’t need to use slave labor and could have abolished it. They were NEVER in the foreseeable future going to abolish slave labor.”

Nothing Freudian about that at all.

...have you met a single vaper who didn’t bring it up 150,000% more often than necessary?

FTFY

The problem with trying to insult Trump is that inevitably you insult the thing you compare to Trump.

If word gets out that he might sexually desire his children, won’t that only elevate his stock in the eyes of the Cheeto in Chief? Especially since he’s under investigation already?

And also about Lincoln being Republican. They’re self cannibalizing now.

Trump bunny is, and I am not afraid to say it, better qualified to be president, he has grace and very good hair.

US Constitution, article 1, section 9: “The privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.”

When you tell those stories, do you preemptively ask people not to allude to how you might sexually desire your children?

We should have fought that war, freed the slaves, and then kicked out the confederate states with a “don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya” for the lulz.

“And if Hitler had won, should the world just get over it?”

Sounds like something a vampire would say...

You could use a USB-C extension cord and never have to pop it in the dock.

I watched my wife die of cancer (slowly) at 44. I’m also an oncology researcher, and I can tell you that more money alone isn’t going to do it. It’s that cancer is just really hard to keep killed.

“Fuck your couch, God!”

Seems like celebrities who get sick with terminal illnesses like cancer, AIDS, etc., seem to try to keep it a secret. I can’t blame them, as having people watch you waste away doesn’t sound fun.

Man, fuck this. Fuck cancer.

Godammn didn’t even know he was sick. God bless his family