You should always have a towel at the ready.

Nah, he’s a motherfucking traitor and a disgrace to the very concept of democracy. He’s a blow America or the world will never fully recover from.

Actually, that’s what she really looks like.

Armed officers of the state enforcing a corporate policy (which is not a law.) Awesome.

You’d think that would seem like a good idea, but as it turns out, capitalists hate the free market.

When questioned about the incident the man said, “If only I had a gun in the other hand, I could have stopped myself.”

I’ve been just as confused by the positive response across the board. Many people are arguing that Clinton would have done the same thing as a way to show that the strike is justified or whatever. But the truth is, Clinton would have been just as wrong to have preformed this action as Trump.

It is depressing how many liberals are supporting this unauthorized action. Show some sad pics and even the liberals get a hard on for Cruise missiles and bombs launched from far off ships and planes. How many more people will we kill before we realize, tragic as it is, this is not our fight.

Nothing is impeachable if Congress doesn’t do anything, and this Congress will do nothing.

The boners that these attacks gave McCain and Lindsey Graham will protect Trump for another three months.

In the election debates trump famously said that Syria had already fallen and was a lost cause. trump doesnt give a fuck about murdered Syrian children. He is trying to divert attention from the fact that he is a russian puppet and a traitor.

It’s Trump realizing that it initating wars against unsavory dictators makes people on TV say nice things about you even if you obviously don’t have a plan and it doesn’t make anything better. Don’t read too far into it.

Okay, where is this “ISIS,” because, dude, my dad owns a dealership.

A very incomplete list of various things afeared conservative adults have blamed over the years for luring The Cheeeeeeeeldruuun to Satan:

Anyone else notice that they’re both hitting the controls when Mario only lets you play one at a time?

More than that, Dems need to actually try to fight for their stated positions. For example, if they are in favor of universal health care, they need to promote that idea and try to get positive movement on it (most people want it for fucks sake), not squash it by calling it unrealistic. Fucking stand up for your…

Close, but actually his audience is getting old. Very, very old. Not going to be around to buy another car old.

Also not liking the All in the Family reboot with Archie Bunker as prez.

also, “Just google “Best VPN”” may not give the most accurate and trustworthy results...

Those who see no value in outside perspective, tend to not be people who have ever undertaken a creative endeavor.