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Who’s criminalizing mental illness? This asshole abused her child. She has likely caused permanent brain damage to a child.

But remember: universal health care isn’t pragmatic. It’s better to just entrench what we’ve got.

The problem here in the states is that even our “left leaning” party has decided that universal health care is a crazy socialist scam that can’t possibly work. This election, someone came along and suggested that maybe paying a bit more in taxes would be worth it in exchange for health care, and that such ideas work…

The Republicans have decided that poors don’t deserve to live, and the Democrats are less interested in health care than showy gun control sit-ins that have exactly zero chance of accomplishing anything. Intelligent, reasonable policies can’t happen until we get away from a two party system that stretches from status…

I’d be surprised if he didn’t. This is the guy who bragged about keeping a copy of Mein Kampf in his night stand, after all.

Honestly, I think that probably would have won him a not-insignificant number of Trump supporters.

I totally feel you on the exasperation. I find myself screaming a more expletive-filled version of your comment at the TV daily. It’s fucking exhausting.

That has never been policy, nor should it be, because aiming at extremities virtually guaranties stray bullets. Tasers, however, are standard issue, and are designed specifically as a less-lethal means of bringing a potentially deadly encounter to a stop.

No way that’s Trump’s hand. Those fingers are too long.

Definitely the best thing about an elephantine patronus is the fact that I get to basically ride a living tank everywhere I go. Ain’t no deatheaters taking me down. I’ll make pancakes out of ‘em before they even get close.

Mine’s an elephant, apparently. I... think I made a mistake somewhere along the line, since I forget things, like, immediately.

Add about five minutes to the cook time, then check the food. Add a few more minutes if needed. It’ll take a few times to figure out the timing, since different ovens come up to temp at different rates, but that’s a good starting point.

Hill and Miles Teller were on French comedy show Le Grand Journal when comedian and “weather girl” Ornella Fleury made a joke

And? What’s your point? She’s a comedian, and her job is to joke to/about the guests. That one’s fairly mild - hell, compare that to classic Letterman and it’s downright pleasant - and in direct reference to his body of work, and he jumped to calling her a slut and then storming off. Dude needs a thicker skin if he’s…

He had just said to her, “I heard you get sodomized quite often,” and you think she’s in the wrong for riposting?

You should probably cry some more. You aren’t whining enough yet.

With it being exclusive, Breitbart and the Trump campaign get to completely control the initial message. The mainstream outlets will mention this exclusive coverage over the next few days, and relay that Trump was described as competent and presidential. They will, of course, fail to disclose that Breitbart is not a…

But child labor is illegal.

That sounds like a fantastic idea. And since there’s apparently a good chance the country will soon have way more taco trucks, your serving recommendation is perfectly timed.