I disagree with the garage door opener. I have the Chamberlain Myq version and it’s really nice as a sanity check. “Did I forget to close the garage door? Let me check my phone. Nope it’s closed. good” It’ll even alert me if I leave it open for longer than a predetermined time, or if it opens at a strange, unexpected…

They are trying to lull us into a false sense of security with the boring babble but they are occasionally sneaking in plans to kill humans:

Watch this one instead. https://darts.isas.jaxa.jp/pub/pds3/sln-l_e-hdtv-2-edr-v1.0/browse/large/200711/sh_20071107T055245_wm4.mp4

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

This is called “Phrase-based translation”.

“a mummified Peyton Manning”

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

You’d think they’d have reservations about this.

Well, let’s look back 20k then, shall we? http://xkcd.com/1732/