So, basically, Leonardo da Vinci is evidence of time travel and, by extension, FTL travel.

Ever read Terry Pratchett. Leonardo of Quirm one possible clone outcome

I thought it was just he was a crappy writer with a very limited set of story-telling tools.

ahem...speed suit

The way to protect against space bees is Spiders from Mars.

It’s all thumbs up, until it blinks.

My father brewed beer a few times. I was too young to sample, but apparently it was a reasonable product, except for one batch that was drinkable but had to be opened and left in the kitchen sink until it quit oozing foam 10-15 minutes later.

Those aren’t “bugs”. Those are beetles. Notice the wings are covered by elytra.

No, no, I’m interested. Please send a paper describing your methods to my scientific journal, A Torch-Wielding Mob.

Threepio is genderless. The film never explains what gender Chewbacca is if any. Or Yoda for that matter. People assume they are male, myself included, but they are aliens at the end of the day

You kids and your damn photographs. Why, back in my day, when we want a picture, we first have to collect the pigments to make our own paint, then we’ll draw on the cave walls. While fending off saber-toothed cats.

I’d keep tatum, but dub him over with Gilbert Godfrey

I second the call for DDL to play Gambit. Or maybe Galactus. I would go for that as well.

David Bowie had a pet that looked very similar:

Something along both those lines, you'd have to talk her about it though. Despite many hours of lecturing on the subject, I tend to tune out somewhere after she start saying "Handwriting is still important because......" at that point she sound surprisingly like the Peanuts teacher.

I've been typing and using spell check for 28 years. When I went back to college and had to write out an essay by hand for Comp. II, it was brutal.

Reminds me of this joke: "For Sale: Italian Army rifle. Never fired, only dropped once."

The argument that the eye was evidence of a creator was pretty terrible even when it was first being made in the 19th century. Now we've got another 150 years worth of substantial evidence and knowledge about eyes and their evolution that makes it completely laughable. When creationists trot out that argument, you…

I strongly second both points. SCTV was fabulous and people need to watch the old shows. Shorts appearance was the death of funny, an act he reprised on SNL later.