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I always figured somebody should take the Superhot time/movement mechanic and make a Flash game (the superhero not the platform). You could have a free running over-world where you can build up speed then when you get close to villains it would transition into the time doesn’t move unless you are moving mechanic to

It does seem kind of weird that each incoming president doesn’t just chose their own livery at the start of their term. Actually there is a challenge for somebody artistic; design what each former president might of had for their livery. I’d go all the way back to the beginning, just pretend that everybody before

It does seem kind of weird that each incoming president doesn’t just chose their own livery at the start of their term. Actually there is a challenge for somebody artistic; design what each former president might of had for their livery. I’d go all the way back to the beginning, just pretend that everybody before

If these ever become common places somebody will start selling a $20 piece of kit that will attach to the bowl and hold the seat horizontal... and cheap bastards will just steal wooden door jams to act as shims.

Now a good Tony Hawk game for phones would be a set of trucks and wheels that attach to your phone so you can skate it around like one of those fingerboards while the screen showed you where you were skating. Or I guess you could make it so that the screen is down and sell people fancy board art as micro-transactions.

I’m guessing watery grape soda... or Welch’s white grape cut with Perrier.

As somebody with the inability to self identify with characters (video games, tv, books doesn’t matter) I always play with whoever gives me the best states for my goal. So for something like Fallout I often play as a woman because there tends to be more male enemies and thus Black Widow is a better perk then Lady

At least they aren’t making a run with brick block slipcases. If you aren’t tall enough you can’t open them and even if you are 99% contain nothing and the rest have 10 copies of the coin cover.

Combine this with Amazon’s new patents and we are talking some next level cyborg shit... though the emphasis in that statement should probably be more on the word shit then on cyborg

Bright is the shitty made for TV movie sequel to a decent theatrical release that never got made.

I feel like there needs to be a spoiler warning before showing a picture of a pod caster or radio host. They never look like what I have come to imagine and it always leave me feeling discombobulated. I can never listen to them the same way ever again.  

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The youtube channel ahoy did a good deal of research into this “game”. It’s worth the watch:

Never tried it myself but I’ve been told that a dish washer works well, you just have to have it on the right settings. I recommend using a friends dish washer... preferably when they are out of town.

Everybody knows helicopters are an inefficient way to turn fuel into noise and ugly. 

I maintain that just as we are animals in our world the people in pokemon are pokemon themselves (and I know there is lore that says otherwise but we have lore that says the same thing about ourselves). This means that Ash probably isn’t 10 years old, but actually level 10, which is the first time a human learns one

My wife has a Parasaurolophus that somebody turned into a planter (not these folk but I bet they got the idea from the same pinterest page) and it is my most hated object in the house. I can get over the fact that it is anatomically incorrect (it is an old toy after all), I can get over the fact that is spay-painted

My wife has a Parasaurolophus that somebody turned into a planter (not these folk but I bet they got the idea from

I am a big fan of this technique. One additional tip though would be bring a second pair of your inner socks along and halfway through the day switch them out. Having two pairs of socks on in a boot can get a little hot and sweaty, and being able to change to a cool dry pair is just the best feeling in the world.

My issue with Legend of Korra was that The Last Airbender took 3 seasons to tackle one major issue while Korra managed 3 equally big issues in the same time frame so it just didn’t feel as robust.

I debated between Chicken and Bunny but thought the uniform of a Bunny Rancher would be funnier.

Tie it to Nevada’s legalized prostitution with “The Las Vegas Bunny Ranchers”. Or it’s mob history with “The Las Vegas “Outfit””. Or its games of chance with “The Las Vegas Gamble”.