Came here for this. Always makes me chuckle.

Your two young kids get high sometimes? Your parenting skills are unmatched.

A Sauce Castillo sighting! I’m just glad that guy’s still in the league.

+1 little man.

From being drafted #5 overall in 2002 by the Nuggets to playing tennis professionally in the Beijing Open. I guess Gatsby was right: there are second acts in Georgian lives.

It appears that the education system was what really failed her.

There are definitely nuances with the type of hug given by men to women.

It’s Cheese Wagstaff!

I see your Dick Posthumus and raise you Dick Tips.

I really want to read this article (confirmation bias that the NFL sucks, and all that), but the ghastly green writing on black background immediately induces a headache. Is this some type of subliminal message to garner support for the Seahawks color rush jerseys? C’mon Deadspin!

First time commenter, so you’ll probably never see this... but damn it’s refreshing to read high-quality tennis writing. Part of the joy of being a sports fan is learning nuances and intricacies of the sports I watch. Granual exposition is common in football, baseball, and basketball writing, but almost totally…