A friend has described his experience of playing with his kids as spending 30min in the morning advancing plot and making a little money. He will then let his sons play throughout the day.  At night, after they are asleep he will spend an hour cleaning up their mess.  It sounds a lot like regular parenting.

So do the residents of mental institutions...

This was back in the good old days before drivers were restrained. He probably got launched from the car and rag-dolled across the infield. Then dusted himself off and grabbed a nice warm blatz and a long draw off a strangers Pall Mall.

One of the all time best. My favorite is when after throwing it around in a test drive with a customer he stops - looks at the customer in the passenger seat with a grin and asks...”Wanna see the air bags?”

Its cars are all fine, competent, and good-looking...

Claire Daines also is confusing to follow in the dark and being able to tell if she’s going to stop or turn or what.

I can’t wait for the thing to drop all the airbags when it catches a loose rock or a rut and wobbles a bit mid maneuver. 

Segways have always had two wheels. 

Now give us the alternate universe where the IRL was a pipe dream and IndyCar never split...keeping in mind that Tony George basically destroyed open wheel racing in N.A.

Tenacious D really nailed this. Oh, wait.

There’s too much after market tomfoolery here to justify that asking price. It looks like a Z car humped a Superbird while a Diablo stood in the corner with its hands in its pants. I do think it would look a hell of a lot better with either a subtle rear spoiler or no rear spoiler at all. CP. 

Starion says, “I have a bumper for my bumper. No hockey stick ass here.”

No, it’s quite natural. If only the wheels were a matte bronze or dark gold too.

car bad name

Anytime I see Orlovsky telling us what QBs should or shouldn’t do, I can’t help but remember the time HE RAN OUT THE BACK OF HIS OWN GODDAMNED ENDZONE!

I think this really is what comes with any open book financing for a company and its employees. I have guys who will constantly complain that I pay them $20/hr and yet bill their work for $120/hr. They like to complain that I am making $100/hr by doing nothing....and then I tell them it costs me about $40/hr for them…

The son of one of my co-workers is one of those kids who is absolutely certain he’ll be the next big streamer, and of course is hugely into Fortnite. I asked her how he took the black screen, she told me he had been grounded from video games for a few days and today will be the first day he can play again.

Hard to get worse

If I was closer, I’d have 100% taken my Sunbird to the Dream Cruise.