While I cannot help you on TGUK I can tell you that you are better for not having seen TGUSA. Its really that bad.

What a great time to be alive. Can't wait until these are out roaming the streets.

Sooooo, it's a Camaro now?

...and several cans of green beans with the serial number 78446-0

I really like that logo!

Sure, Hardibro. You may think that this was a Jalopnik-fueled win, but no.

NOT TRUFFLE OIL!

Why not just require that cars have a fucking glitter dispenser?

Rihanna, mostly

Hail Hydra!

There's no wheel for the Xbox One yet? (Not a gamer)

Dat '89

There's something about the 991-gen 911 that just hits all the right ocular spots. It appears lower and wider than a 997 ever did, especially from the back. Like the Carrera 4 S, the tweaks made to the Turbo transform the base 991 from something pretty to something gorgeous.

Pictured: Rental car executives.

Yes it is.

You say, "That kids, is what it looks like when a house explodes." It's not like a pair of tits flew out the garage door.

Do you have any idea how hard it was to not just make this list entirely Louis CK? Because I could friggin' do it. The man is easily one of the most timeless comedians I've ever listened to.

Nothing of value was lost.

I love it when you can see a title and instantly know who wrote it. Before I even looked down at the name, I thought to myself, "this had to have been Torch."

I'm not even sure what Petty meant, yet I agree with it completely.