Tracy in his prime was one of the best drivers in American open wheel. He did not always get the finishes due to... Well the fact he's Paul Tracy, but a drunk one legged Tracy could lap Marco easily.

This is what happens when an Old Cutless and a 3 Series has a few too many at the bar

Drinking game: Chug whatever is in your hand whenever the word “hedonist” or a derivative appears.

I nominate Donald Trump as tribute

Man did this piece turn poetic at the end. Spectacular writing on your part.

Maldonado spent his entire career spaced out.

Helpful if you quote properly, lest it look like plagerism

If it’s a “NASCAR V8" it’s either greatly tuned down or marketed as such. An actual engine from a NASCAR car runs north of 800hp today, but in 2010 could easily have pushed 900hp.

I have a G8 GT and am constantly told how awesome and mean looking it is, even by non-car people.

The fact that literal bricks were approaching speeds of IndyCars during that period is both fascinating and frightening.

Very sad to see what this sport has become as it now panders to it’s stereotypes and media demands.

Welp. We now have a the Republican Presidential Candidate for the 2020 election.

Finally we'll be able to answer the decades old question how much maple syrup can an Aston Martin hold

The hell is a Avalon?

My current car it was actually the other way. I was hunting for a G8 GT in a specific shade when one showed up in a smallish town about a thousand miles from me. I said screw it, grabbed a rental and did a one way drive there check on hand.

The best part is the family asking for donations for a memorial so they can educate others on the dangers of drinking toxic substances.

Every time I see his face I have an overwhelming desire to punch it for some reason.

All the Le Man cars.

OMG he set his homepage to t-shirthell.com?

The correct answer is Applebee's. No one knows why, but 10+ year old exotic cars are drawn to Applebee's like soccer mom's to a Micheal Kors store. It's unexplainable and both serve items which vaguely like chicken strips.