I’ve been on conference calls 1000+ times literally. I’ve had the urge to whip out my dick zero times. I’ve probably made the jerkoff motion with my arm about 10,000+ times, though, but never with the camera on. Hell, I log off when I go to the bathroom, and just tell everyone my wifi is shitty.

For many of these people, their faith is performative. Calling yourself a “good Christian” and going through the motions is what matters. No need to actually engage with what any of it actually means, unless you’re cherrypicking passages to wield as a cudgel against whatever group you don’t like. Never mind the fact…

If the Post is worried about authenticity, it is guaranteed that someone forgot to photoshop off a Kremlin watermark on a photo.

You’re making fun of him, but that $20 would go a long way towards paying his taxes.

I figuratively have to sit on my balled up fists whenever I hear a self-identifying Christian endorse Trump.

What would Jesus do? He would have long ago cast all of these motherfucker straight to hell.

These motherfuckers.

I use them anyway and just never flush them. A bathroom trash can with a lid will get you far. I used to live with a septic system, so I adjusted pretty easily, but your mileage may vary as far as always remembering to use the trash. 

Sorry for the double post—I meant to reply to you, not Maria.

Amy Cooper knew her actions would either get Christian Cooper killed or falsely imprisoned. She did this because he asked her nicely to put her dog on a leash. This is the act of an evil person. Period. 

This is what my mother meant when she used to say, “This is why we can’t have nice things.”

I did not want to put my mom in charge of my after life care so my life insurance goes to my friend who is my executor. It can pay for my funeral but it’s also sort of a “sorry me being dead will be a pain in your ass” type thing.

His wife’s story is basically the same as Savita Happalanavar’s, except Savita remained untreated, became septic, and died after 3 days of suffering.

And they’re still the days.

Remember when John McCain put “for the health of the mother” in dick fingered air quotes?

Frankly, as objectively accurate that bit may have been, considering the rest of the monologue, I don’t believe even for a moment that he actually gives a shit. It was just a convenient mask for his misogyny, and misogynistic idiots are falling for it.

my gripe with the Burr set was his pride month zinger - absolutely NOT intersectional. his joke is that gay people don’t deserve a whole month cause they haven’t been enslaved. SO NO BLACK GAY PEOPLE EXIST APPARENTLY. And THAT’S where the ignorance really showed.

I saw the bit, and my main takeaway is that Burr is a dinosaur of comedy, the kind of guy who confuses shocking content with, you know, good writing. Michelle Wolfe is a shining example of the latter: she works in all kinds of wtf material, and does it in a smart, genuinely funny way.

If only they could get a deal with SONY to make a powerful projector from their will alone, it will never turn off but play only plays The Birth of a Nation.