Somebody told him that the northern part of California has lots of Republicans.

I’ve been on conference calls 1000+ times literally. I’ve had the urge to whip out my dick zero times. I’ve probably made the jerkoff motion with my arm about 10,000+ times, though, but never with the camera on. Hell, I log off when I go to the bathroom, and just tell everyone my wifi is shitty.

For many of these people, their faith is performative. Calling yourself a “good Christian” and going through the motions is what matters. No need to actually engage with what any of it actually means, unless you’re cherrypicking passages to wield as a cudgel against whatever group you don’t like. Never mind the fact…

If the Post is worried about authenticity, it is guaranteed that someone forgot to photoshop off a Kremlin watermark on a photo.

You’re making fun of him, but that $20 would go a long way towards paying his taxes.

I figuratively have to sit on my balled up fists whenever I hear a self-identifying Christian endorse Trump.

What would Jesus do? He would have long ago cast all of these motherfucker straight to hell.

These motherfuckers.

Ignore him. He has an irrational hard-on for Tesla over at Jalopnik. It would be cute in a grade school playground if it wasn’t so sad in real life.

Yeah, this is also how most people read it! When I look at the price of the iPhone 12 Pro, and it says “$999) I read that in my head as “a thousand dollars) because that’s what it is. Victoria, don’t listen to this dingus. Your articles are always fantastic and there is no problem with you or anyone else seeing $879…

Yes. Gizmodo’s grammatical style policy is to round up prices ending in 9 (i.e., $99, $99.99) to the next dollar up. It’s a psychological marketing ploy meant to trick consumers into thinking $879 at a glance is closer to $870 than $880. That marketing ploy might not work on you—but it does for a wide majority of…

(The company’s most notable accomplishment was serving as cover for Giuliani’s affair with a married woman in 2018).

All that can be said about this administration and the giant moron leading them.

I use them anyway and just never flush them. A bathroom trash can with a lid will get you far. I used to live with a septic system, so I adjusted pretty easily, but your mileage may vary as far as always remembering to use the trash. 

Sorry for the double post—I meant to reply to you, not Maria.

Amy Cooper knew her actions would either get Christian Cooper killed or falsely imprisoned. She did this because he asked her nicely to put her dog on a leash. This is the act of an evil person. Period. 

This is what my mother meant when she used to say, “This is why we can’t have nice things.”

I did not want to put my mom in charge of my after life care so my life insurance goes to my friend who is my executor. It can pay for my funeral but it’s also sort of a “sorry me being dead will be a pain in your ass” type thing.

His wife’s story is basically the same as Savita Happalanavar’s, except Savita remained untreated, became septic, and died after 3 days of suffering.