Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

There are a couple hundred Malayan tigers left; just leaving them all where they live is maybe not the best way to still have Malayan tigers in ten years.

Thanks for clarifying, I was feeling pretty badly for the cashier. People tend to expect far more then they can ever do in just about any situation, which I’m sure you got your fair share of. I do agree that more people in general should just watch out for one another. It would make this world a lot easier to live in.

This is not irrational. Headphones on mean you don’t want to talk to guys at the gym. That’s been part of the gym code for like a billion years, plus or minus.

She can rage if he repeated tries to interrupt what she is doing when she is clearly busy just to tell her some nonsense. Don’t tell her how to feel.

That wasn’t irrational and that was totally 100% justified anger and annoyance.

It’s not just speaking to her, though—it’s coming up and interrupting when she clearly didn’t want to interact.

If a guy passing by said “Hey, I like your form on those reps,” or whatever you say at the gym, that would’ve been different.

Actually I can and will get mad if someone interrupts what I’m doing when I clearly don’t want to be spoken to in order to give me a “compliment.”

OMG. Yesterday, I was all bundled up in a big ski jacket (not the tight kind), wearing Doc Martens and a shapeless toque, clomping around the park near me. And there was this guy standing across a stream from me, staring at me as I passed by, wanking.

I think you might mean well (I hope) so I’m actually going to respond to this.

In regards to “dress how you want to be addressed”:

One time, my friend’s brother’s cousin’s neighbor’s sister’s stepdaughter’s boyfriend was walking by a park wearing a baseball cap, and the next thing you know, he was captured, forced to play short stop for six months, and then won the World Series.

Seriously. If that were the case, every male student in my classes would be forcing daily pickup games when spring starts.

I am confused. Why would I force a person to play basketball with me if he/she was dressed like a basketball player? Does that happen? Forced basketballery?

And in a related story, the Rio Olympic committee announced its revised Olympic mascot.

Flint, MI would take the games

“Probiotics screened by the USOC will be on the training table.”

Olympoo Games

Obligatory:

Billy should have helped you with this headline: