are you sure YOU'RE not Selena & Justin?

See, I kind of want to but I'm not sure if I could handle it.

The first person that popped into my head was Katy Perry, just because she seems like the type of person to do that shit. And the hint that "maybe it was a little personal" kinda leans in that direction too (the mutual John Mayer thing).

My first thought was Demi, but Callie and Madeleine posted a Buzzfeed article with evidence that it might be Katy Perry.

The producers already said that, because of the show's current timeline being off from ours due to dimension-hopping, the series is actually about a year and a half behind our time, so Elsa and Anna arrive in Storybrooke months before Frozen will be in theaters.

This is my absolute favorite early clip of her:

I like to think Elaine Stritch answered the knock at the Pearly Gates and that they're both sitting having vodka on the rocks, talking shit about everyone.

A quote from The Mirren might help them? Or maybe not.

That was in Dirt Bag last night but only as a bullet! I just read that her dad bought the video of her bf cheating on her to protect her from embarrassment, and I felt so moved by it (it was very expensive!!)

Specifically Brian Moylan.

That seems unreasonable. I absolutely support universal marriage but people are allowed to change their minds. And, frankly, state after state is allowing it so it seems only a matter of time.

I think their kids specifically asked them to get married, and now that it is recognized federally, they did so. It's not perfect, but it's not like they were like "SORRY SUCKAS" either.

I mean, I get it, but at the same time: marriage is a Federal right for all now. The states where folks still can't get married, it's really just a procedural matter of time for the upper courts to knock the rest of the laws out.

Until we get another actual scandal involving actual celebrities, probably not. If Jay-Z and Beyonce actually divorce and another high profile woman comes into the picture, that might do it.

i actively hate this dude

I am SO using "holy groot!" as my new "holy shit!" Yes!!!

I'd like to get a sneak peek of his groot.

Ha! My first thought was, 'Damn, Groot!'

I am a Chi O alum and I would be 100% okay with the entire chapter being shut down for this. Absolutely disgusting. No wonder people hate on sororities— we keep proving the stereotypes right.

Rick Sanchez. He's new, but he's already won my heart.