I've read Cicso training material on the 7 layers of the OSI model that's sexier than this drivle. You're trying to get a date guy, not venture capital funding for your Linux based video game console.

I had to stop at "Instructions." That was the point at which I wanted to throw his head into my monitor.

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As someone who qualified for a Perkins loan through FAFSA ("low-interest federal student loans for undergraduate and graduate students with exceptional financial need.") I seriously do not find this offensive, but actually kind of cute and clever.

*sees diving uniforms*

"Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits.…

I think you're crazy if you think Kanye would order chicken named for some other far less impressive man. He probably got them to combine the General Tso's and Crab Rangoon together and called it the remix.

I know, he's just... Like, it's unfair that someone that gorgeous exists. He's also more than pretty, he's got a great sense of humor to boot.

I was an awkward, fat, lonely 12 year old girl who was obsessed with horror movies and masturbating, being raised by a single mother in a small town in the early 90's. Every Friday night my mom would take me to our nearest video store and I would gather 4 - 5 different rated-R VHS scary movies (I would specifically…

Mine was just humourous. I of course had my first period at my father's house (split time half and half), and it was literally night one of my week with him, and I remember having cramps and not knowing what was going on. It's 11pm (and I'm what - 11, 12?) so when I get up my dad can hear me around upstairs and is…

So the comedienne is saying the word that was censored was "hummer" and yet you've still crafted an entire blog entry about how they censored the word abortion?

I want desperately to love Gaga simply because Perez Hilton has such issues with her.

Ain't NOTHING wrong with a white wine spritzer on a hot summer day. Throw some thinly sliced cucumber in that bad boy and get it.

I LOVED Buffy, and I had a poster with this pic up in my room, partly because I loved their style so much! The 90s - AND SPECIFICALLY BUFFY - were amazing for women's fashion. Men, not so much, but my point stands.

And it's also of a Halloween costume in Buffy, which undermines the point. There are plenty of dated (but awesome!) outfits in Buffy that the characters wore as if it were normal everyday school attire.

Saturday night I won a beer pong tournament my friend threw at his house. Winning shot goes in, I look at the guy I've been eyeing all night and say "Let's get out of here." Boom.

Nothing will ever beat Paula Deen's recipe for peas.

See, the sandwich was the only thing in the whole article that sounded pretty good to me.

"But other people do it too" is not a counter-argument.