I choose my drinks based on occasion and whatever I'm in the mood for. If I'm out at the bar I usually drink beer, whatever's on tap, preferably an IPA. For a girl's night, I like gin and juice or a bottle of wine. If I'm on vacation, I want the fruitiest, most delicious thing possible, preferably with an umbrella. If…

Thank you for posting this. The last scene left me totally adrift. I feel better now, like there's a map or something.

I think you missed the most important cameo of the night, Ginuwine singing 'Pony' in memoriam of Lil Sebastian.

NO, OH GOD.

Yeah, I live in Ardmore. My first thought when I heard this story yesterday was, "This is what a school that charges $15k/year for pre-k (and more for the following years) gets you!"

Considering the sports jersey is considered formal wear in Pittsburgh I'm not so sure this list is fair. You don't want to be caught dead wearing the same Crosby sweater at a wedding that you wore to Easter dinner a month prior.

They have to buy a new Crosby jersey every season after they stained their old one with tears during the playoffs.

I'm pretty sure my status as An Old has been cemented, and if it hasn't, it will be now. Spring Break '93 and my friends and I decide to fly out and crash at my roommate's brother's apartment in West Hollywood. Well, one of my friends' boyfriends was a big tattoo guy, and he wanted a t-shirt from Sunset Strip Tattoos,…

BookExpo America in Chicago, 2004. I was at a late-night party for some erotica publishing company and I was not feeling it at all. It was late, I was tired, and BEA was winding down and it was really just time to go HOME already.

and also for hip hop abs

They're just trying to get to Coachella.

...are you lost?

She changes her whole physicality depending on which clone she is playing. It's unbelievable that by the end of season 1, I almost forgot it was a single actress.

You're hired! (I'm taking it upon myself to hire staff for celebrities.)

RESTING BITCH FACE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!

"I'm an immature jackass who can't handle people who are different so I'm pushing those insecurities on to my child, who likely doesn't even realize that his teacher is transgender and wouldn't have a negative outlook on the situation if I hadn't taught him to."

I don't care if it's Kim Kardashian, Keira Knightley, Blake Lively, etc... The problem I have with Vogue is that it hardly (if ever) uses working models on covers.

Gagne was the man