I love Billy Eichner. I could watch him scream about pop culture all day long.

In all honesty though, Little Debbie is trash compared to:

I know this too because the local radio station was giving out tickets for the show and I had to slam the brakes while driving because I was sure I had traveled to the year 2002.

I once -and I am not lying about this- went on a wine tour with Dave Grohl and my grandparents. Yes, I stood shoulder to shoulder with Dave Grohl whilst tasting sparkling wines and learning about racking. He's a total dork in the best way possible and a nice person. I managed to stay cool.

Nirvana is the best band in history. Deal with it, stupid faced Guns n' Roses fan and /or weirdly young person.

Yeah, I felt weird announcing it anywhere because sometimes I don't know how much of myself I should give to the internet. But I did put up a kind of oblique post about it on my tumblr and then, IDK, I'm just really excited and happy and I feel pretty comfortable with my little afternoon Dirt Bag crowd, so, yeah.…

Pro-tip: if your bread has meat in it, it's meatloaf.

Such outrage! Much Photoshop! I will pay 10 hundred million dogecoin for the unretouched photos.

I think Weed and Red Wine, (otherwise known as WEEKEND) are going to the final.

Literally lol'd at this.

Oh, I don't have any problem admitting that they're a good-looking couple. I also have no problem admitting that I think they're both garbage on the inside.

Kongrats!

Vogue is really trying it with that hashtag.

Am I the only one a little concerned about the votes for GHB?

I'm a twenty-something that would love to date Johnny Depp, but it still really bums me out that Johnny Depp is dating a twenty-something.

No one is perfect... No one. But Isaac lost a lot of respect from me when he groped Scarlett Johansson 's breasts at the Golden Globes and gave non-apology apologies. No acknowledgement that it was inappropriate because apparently gay men (especially in fashion) get a pass?

The Pretty Reckless are awesome, and I've listened to their new album more times than I care to admit.

Guilty, because I felt like being contrary. I also got the best head of my life in a club bathroom while drinking one, so I'm biased.

"Crack gets you ahead in life; weed leaves you on the couch."