My worry is that it would possibly encourage innocent women to plead guilty to a felony because JusticeHouse would be a better option that if she pleads innocent, is convicted, and then heads off to prison. She would then have a felony on her record, which could cause problems for her in the future.

I would totally buy your dad a beer.

But imagine how decapitated that growling tiger would be as the background to a Star of David... That's just cruel.

Aw. Sorry. This is all I could find.

So, basically, teenaged girls who are richer can handle the responsibility of knowing they aren't ready to have a baby, but if you're the same age but not as socioeconomically privileged, well, you're still dumb and irresponsible and that's why we're going to make you be a teen mom.

I really liked her first album. It was fun and easy. Then it seems like she, or her team, decided she was some sort of cultural icon. I don't think anyone told them that you don't get to decide to be an icon. Now it feels so rigid and artificial that there is no more joy in her music for me.

I really did not miss her. Not one bit.

Kris: Yeah but this is how we can do this

Just here to say Brody Jenner is super hot and I. definitely. would.

Fine as long as I can still smoke.

Your family sounds great.

I think this is crap, now we (tax payers) have to pay for this guy to live in jail the rest of his life. I'm sorry but we don't need pieces of crap like this, death penalty is justified.

How do I "adult-up" my childhood favorite meals? Grilled Cheese w/ Tomato soup, macaroni and cheese, peanut butter and jelly, etc. You know, the classics.

Remember when the term "Breaking News" actually meant something?

The commenting system on Jezebel is so messed up. The sheer number of trolls who have "made it out of the gray and into the black" is mind boggling. And the number of great people writing consistently great comments who are still in the gray is staggering. Every story has some troll "in the black" posting some crazy…

To Kobayashi's horror, after finishing the gallon of milk, he remembered he had 25 bowls of dry Cap'n Crunch to finish.

REPUBLICANS ARE LITERALLY TERRIFIED OF WOMEN'S PERIODS.

That's actually offensive enough that someone may pursue legal action. If they use Bay-area lawyer Mi Su Yu, that station is fucked.

Did Minnesota not learn its lesson from Ben Wyatt, boy mayor of Partridge?

Fellow art school student here. I feel your pain.