ranch mixed with sweet tea sounds like an even grosser irish car bomb, without the benefit of an alcohol content. it's like they had to make it 'MURICA

can't wait for the algorithm to inevitably fuck up and label something as satire that is ~*super serious*~, sparking the catalyst the next world war and the end of civilization as we know it

Stteeeeeppppheeennnn!!!! WOULD be drinking modelo in a wrinkled suit

maybe i have a soft spot for rose because i just finished watching all of charmed in record time, but i love this. especially with that 'do

this is very simple. you just had to be britney and it was perfect. her TRL-era videos are the definition of perfection. toxic alone proves my point.

HASHTAG FASHION

ariana, you can't do a space video that includes shots of you laying down with the camera overhead. you have to pick one or the other. it's been done. it's called oops! i did it again

<3 <3 <3

yay! i'll happily go back to being ignored in the greys if it means no more terrible gifs everywhere :D

in college i lived in a basement that consistently flooded with 2 other girls, our rooms separated by bullshit curtains and that STILL sounds better than living with karlie kloss and taylor swift

does miley know that micro pigs have a very short life expectancy? :( i don't know if she can handle another floyd situation...

definitely rather have squirrel girl than spider-woman, all joking aside. the spider-whatever franchises are so stale to me

how is mixtape JUST being added??!! people don't even make them anymore. it's all about collaborative spotify playlists now like COME ON

that's my second favorite but it's soooooooooooooo much less without that glorious caption next to it

i'm still reeling from that photo diddy posted, ibiza looks like waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much fun right now and i think i deserve to be there. kickstarter? sugar daddy? someone help.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

plot twist: i am shane from the L word

but as a woman, how will my employer know they can pay me less?

damn now i really wanna make my email signature "i am groot"