found this on twitter yesterday, just sayin'

didn't they begin to attempt a giles spinoff called ripper or am i making that up and conflating real life with my fantasies?

~* she's mrs she's too big now she's too thin *~

oh holy batman do i wish i got paid to do shit like this

okay, no, pick your fucking battles. autocorrect has always been terrible for the same reason that it doesn't acknowledge curse words. this is a hell of a reach.

i still don't understand what an ed sheeran is

not gonna lie, their new single maps is really catchy... although the cover art is basically tumblr vomit

the ultimate straddling of the line between cute and creepy. isn't this normally a pinterest tip for bringing your kids to disney?

guesses on kanye's order?

every time tatiana maslany smiles a unicorn gets it's horn

ilana and abbi recently had a ~twitter thing~ with tatiana maslany and i almost died from all the female awesomeness. the things i would do for a boozy brunch with the three of them. THE THINGS I WOULD DO.

LOL story of my goddamn life

thank you bb <3 i try, i try

i used to stan for gaga so hard, but ever since born this way i just have no desire to ever hear her name again. and now with this terrible shit? go back to paper gangsta, you peaked then.

those look like the tech version of the early 2000's pastel gradient glasses with the rhinestones

AGREED. that shit is delicious. i prefer the cucumber plus a raspberry or two if i'm feeling ~saucy~

taylor drinks whiskey sours? she strikes me as more of a white wine spritzer kind of gal hashtag gender stereotypes

EXACTLY.

um, your lede photo is from buffy therefore any argument you make is invalid because buffy is perfection

even my dad, who is almost 50, thinks that something is seriously wrong if i call him (and it's not like i don't do it regularly, we just text more) and answers in a panic. if i leave a voicemail and he can't call me back i get a text saying "ARE YOU OKAY????!!!!!! JUST SEND BACK A LETTER OR NUMBER IF YOU ARE CALLING…