wait... darl can't be a real thing. that reminds me of my friend who makes up acronyms for everything and expects everyone to just go along with it and understand. NO.

i got my first at 18 in the middle of fucking nowhere PA, there are NO EXCUSES lulz

i love tattoos and i'm pretty covered, but if i had as much money as the biebs, you best believe i'd have people like nikko hurtado doing killer work on me not this crap

YES THANK YOU. i've been internet freaking out about it all day

what's the motive for marketing as an italian "kitchen" as opposed to a "restaurant"?

even though they're not MAJOR celebrities, will they still do jail time? my limited knowledge of the system seems to point to no

why is the fashion industry so deadset on making kendall jenner a thing???

lolol i went to israel in the 3rd grade for a wedding and ordered fish for dinner. it came out head, tail, and all and i cried like an infant because it scared me so much

well, i didn't even get to watch them because ABC fucked up it's live stream sooooooo everything can go fuck itself

I MUST CRASH THIS WEDDING

i just started season 9, i feel very strange about it tbh

out of all my vices (whiskey, cigarettes, among others) the amount of diet coke i consume will probably do the most damage -_- i just love it so much. HELP

at FIT (gag) we had a required internship class that was mostly internship hours, but some class time where we were supposed to learn job skills. we spent 90% of the time just talking about linkedin. useful, but nothing our 20something-selves didn't already know

THANK YOU *internet hug*

i'm sorry but these are wax figures right?????

the more i stare at that picture of john and katy the more they look like brother and sister

my kiernan shipka envy over her entire life is getting out of hand

"crazy whore is crazy"

LOL at all the tattoo haters. you choose to wear whatever clothes you want, i choose to wear a more permanent style. i don't rag on your last season bootcut jeans, you don't need to rag on my half sleeve

this season! cragen's dunzo