FINE THEN MAYBE I'M JUST PROJECTING BECAUSE ONCE I ATE AN ENTIRE TUB BY MYSELF OKAY

i'm talking of the tub of sour cream + powdered crack variety

at first i didn't see onion dip because of the "enlarge" button and got sad, because although that shit is fundamentally gross and shouldn't win, it's so fucking tasty. why

gah i love this show sfm, it gave me my favorite line in the history of TV

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heather morris is one of those people who i can't disassociate from the character they play so all i can think about is brittany having a baby and that just seems like a expletive mess

if i had been the bad bitch i am now in HS this is what i would have worn to prom

the life size sequel might just be the greatest news i've ever heard, and that's not sarcastic

what does it mean when the only person on a show called girls who isn't insufferable is a dude? and by a dude, i mean adam

can we start a change.org petition?

so wait, did you guys seriously pony up $10k?

that's adorable!! i should have specified to of the romantic variety. i want a portrait of amy winehouse and underneath i want it to say "amy, amy, amy" hahahahaha

okay, true- i forgot about that one. but if you need something else just look at pictures from when he was dating kate moss because all of them are flawless.

no. name. tattoos. ever. if you're stupid enough to do so, you deserve the pain of getting it lasered off in the future.

not to discount how shitty it was, but they did apologize

lindy > kanye, as if that's even a fair fight

BROND?

"Though how they got that pigeon to stay on her head (or how she allowed it there in the first place) is a mystery best left to the professionals."

pregnant ciara makes me inexplicably happy. her and future are such a cute couple, i just can't

agreed, i would buy just about anything if loki in a tux was pitching it. lifetime supply of raisins even, and i despise raisins*