i sincerely hope amanda is getting the help she needs and that this isn't a huge publicity stunt further stigmatizing mental disorders

oh trust, i have. it does absolutely nothing to stop them

i live in brooklyn. this is a prime example of the kind of okcupid messages i get.

they look beautiful, but i don't think my left pinky would even fit into one

loling at "former it girl cory kennedy"

i want to save that picture of heidi just to do a comparison when she gets that old

i've got my adderall in my purse. do i go by market or street value?

i find it hard to believe that there is a product that actually helps clean up glitter

MTA workers deal with so much shit, this is awesome

oh, and what part of her "artistic vision" entails applause being used in a kia soul commercial......?

can we retire that typical hunched over/hands at waist fashion pose? it's almost as bad as the jump, caught mid-air

i'm glad my girl (that's me pretending we are that close) has got her silly back

websites that allow you to order from restaurants online aka you don't have to talk to anybody and it aggregates all your deliverable food options

idk why i even watch this show, but i think she did an amazing job as a young samantha for a crappy network. and i may or may not have stalked her on instagram and she's adorable

that kelly/gaga fight is the celebrity equivalent of what goes on in a girl's HS bathroom

*internet hug*

i'm an associate editor at a group of engineering magazines, so i guess it kind of matters? i hear ya on the boring front though, half the time i have no idea wtf i'm even talking about

LOL

i don't even know why i still have the dream of getting a book published when the industry shits out this garbage