pharaohsbones
pharaohsbones
pharaohsbones

using family guy for an argument (which albeit is probably more true than not) is so pointless

did you hook up with the random dudes that would sell weed to you after they got out of sculpture class, or was that just me?

i hear ya. i just know a lot of people who went state schools in places like texas, etc. who didn't give a fuck what they majored in, just because they were there to sit in the quad and look pretty while the boys tossed a football around

fgsdfhasdghsghgfhdsfsdjfsd people who use college to husband shop piss me off to no end

what is that text tattoo on her inner arm?

real talk:

#PREACH

lol you're definitely right, i was just being over simplifying/being ~silly

adam richman is also a total babe, even when he got fat from too many challenges

"You don't need CSPI to tell you this meal is a nutritional nightmare and a horrible choice under any circumstances," she said.

since it's at the jewish museum, can i use this as my birthright trip???

i wish i had "average" barbie's ass #realtalk

i completely agree. my doc basically told me i can snort as much cocaine/trip as much acid as i want, but to NEVER touch MDMA because it doesn't mix well with my bipolar meds. it's not worth the risk

i've read the book and i actually thought it was hilarious, but i also might be a betch soooooooo...

idk if it's cause i'm tweaked out on coffee or what but i thought this was randomly hilarious....

i am jealous. i never have service for whatever reason.

if you even have service, that is

no. just no.

UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFF