That’s a very good thing. I was telling a friend yesterday that he should play Metro 2033. That game is criminally underrated.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

I can’t even think about it.

How does James Bond’s shirt stay tucked in while he’s doing all sorts of running, jumping, shooting, and all that shit? My friends think he must tuck it into his underwear...

I’d really just like Netflix on it.

Exactly my first thoughts. Thank you Lima!

Fuck kickers. Goddamn glory boyzzzz.

It’s kind of lame, but not nearly as embarrassing as the “Three-Time Runner-Up” banner William Jennings Bryan hung in his living room.

So California will be the equivalent of what the U.S. is now, while North Dakota would be Haiti.

One less annoying person on ESPNradio, I suppose. Now he can repeat himself endlessly on Fox Sports.

You mean the “close the error window” game? I’ve won it about 200 times now.

If history has taught us anything, Korea probably.

BEANS CAN BE WHATEVER THEY WANT TO BE THIS IS AMERICA

Guy deserved it. This barbaric “sport” is animal cruelty near its worst and should be banned.

The one big problem I have with the tournament, and more specifically the play-in games, is that they still punish the teams that win their conference tournaments by making them play their way into the actual field.

Found it. Quality's shit, though:

I take it someone from the South finally gave your woman an orgasm.

Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate

The first big Counter-Strike competition of the year is happening right now. MLG X Games Aspen just kicked off, and it's running all weekend. GosuGamers has a good primer on the big storylines to keep an eye out for. Watch it all unfold below.