I swear Geralt was going to appear at the end. This looks like The Witcher without Witcher’s.

I was 17 or so and my cousin and I had just eaten like 3 burgers and a couple of orders of 4 piece nuggets from the dollar menu from Wendy’s a piece. About 10 minutes after leaving my grandmother called and said she cooked dinner so we went there and ate 2 full plates of spaghetti.

Breath of the Wild. I’m slowly getting hooked on it but it’s my first Zelda game so I figured it would take time.

Dragon Quest VIII. The original on PS2. I got it when it originally came out but got sidetracked and never finished. I forgot how unforgiving the beginning of this game is.

I mixed my Jack with Code Red the other day and a friend mocked me. It actually tastes really good. Was he right or wrong?

Who do you think would win in a GoldenEye tournament amongst the staff?

Confessions!

I think(?) I’m close to the end of Blood and Wine. I’ve deliberately taken my time with it because I don’t want it to end. I’ll probably finish that up and a friend and I are co-oping Zombie Army Trilogy.

This wasy exact first thought. But I love this look.

Finished up Uncharted 4. It was good but Rise of the Tomb Raider was better game in terms of story and gameplay. Now I’m just waiting for Blood and Wine to come out on Tuesday so I might rent Doom or explore Fallout 4 some more.

He’s getting paid wayyy more to jerk two dongers than I ever will.

Replaying through the first Kingdom Hearts for the first time since middle school. I’m playing the HD Remix and even with the revamped controls it hasn’t aged well at all, especially the jump mechanics. I’m almost done so KHII is next. Hopefully will be done with that before May 10 when Uncharted is released.

I got 5 to 10 slappin’ dingers in front of crowds.

Can’t we blast the replay officials for not reversing the ruling on the previous play that led to this? That ball never hit the ground.

Just set up my Xbox One a few hours ago. I got the Tomb Raider bundle because I never got around to playing the first one and no other bundle looked interesting. This will get me through my Fallout hiatus until I’m ready to play it again.

You have made my morning +1

Will be at Wonkette! I work a night shift and the first thing I check when I wake up in the afternoon on Monfau is the latest edition of BCO! Thanks for everything!

I had the NES edition. I loved that thing. I got away with playing Pokemon in every class with it. I wish I kept it.

I like pan-frying Spam and making breakfast sandwiches with it. Can’t stand it any other way though.

Damn fine historical kinja.