My dad and two uncles fought in ww2. You think they fought by the rules? They didn’t. You can keep your humanity, and fight the evil with evil. That’s really what it takes to end evil, you have to summon your inner dirtbag.

I don’t know how I can take 3 more years of this. I am so tired. I am weary in my bones.

Side note: what about this bullshit of putting their names in quotes? He generally does this for wiggle room like when he claimed (100% false) he had his “wires tapped”. I get he’s doing the musty, late-80’s Alpha-Dick move of calling them by their first names instead of Senators Schumer and Pelosi, like any …

“Meeting with “Chuck and Nancy” today about keeping government open and working. Problem is they want illegal immigrants flooding into our Country unchecked, are weak on Crime and want to substantially RAISE Taxes. I don’t see a deal!”

I’ve fucking had it up to here with all the people looking around incredulously, pretending to be stupefied that the word “Pocahontas” is now somehow off-limits. It’s not the word itself, you nitwits, and you damn well know it.

OHH just burn everything with fire.

I’m not crying, you’re crying!

Dammit. As if I didn’t miss Iwata enough.

His 35% don’t need convincing, they believe every word out of his mouth, no matter what. He could tell them he’s only had one wife and one kid, and they’d believe it 2+2=5

As to why he does it? That’s pure narcissism. He exists in a different world than the rest of us. He’s spent 70 years creating stories that make himself out to be greater than he is, and for most of those 70 years, nobody ever corrected him—and then America elected him President, confirming every delusion of grandeur…

Oh, if only Time named Kaepernick for the cover after this. Or Carmen Yulin Cruz.

What world are we living in when the President of the United States says of an alleged child predator “He denies it”? This is so distressing to me. This is not the country I’ve lived in since I was 2 years old. This is not the country my parents brought me to for a better life. Steve Schmidt just said on MSNBC “Is…

Who knew that voting for the Republicans who have been so transparent about not caring about taking away our freedoms and raising our taxes and cutting our access to education and health care would end up destroying the internet?

Somewhat related (hey, it’s Barf Bag, so close enough!), but today when I challenged some numbnuts on FB to name 2 specific things (not counting XOs, but especially counting promises he made to his voters) that Cheetolini has accomplished so far, he replied “You mean the things he said he would do and has tried only…

GQ went to Bowling Green and didn’t even stop to pay tribute to the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre! Fucking liberal media.

“Will be leaving the Philippines tomorrow after many days of constant mtgs & work in order to #MAGA! My promises are rapidly being fulfilled.”

Right??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? The word that we want you to stop broadcasting your idiocy? The word that we want twitter to start enforcing it’s ToS? The word that harassment is bad? That their platform is literally an avenue for spreading hate across our country like a plague?

I’m not a particularly religious person, but this employee was doing the lord’s work, 11 minutes at a time.

What happened to “Cuts Cuts Cuts?” I was really looking forward to Paul Ryan trying not to sigh every time he had to say it.