Well, when I’m dead within two years, my Trump voting sister will have to pay off ALL my debts AND the cost of my burial. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, bitch.

He was making acid wash jeans.

Aren’t they SEAL team 5 now?

“There, does that make you happy? What, now you’re going to complain about Decorum in the press gaggle or some crap that Obama got away with everyday. 10 days dungeon!”

“What do you mean it’s upside down? It looks fine to me. MAYBE YOU’RE UPSIDE DOWN!! DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT??”

The funny thing is they protect and encourage already rich people - insurance executives - by eliminating the penalties of overpaying them (probably a sweetener to try and get them on board). But then they screw people that become rich. They don’t just hate poor people, but they are being punitive to people that…

The GOP was like “Wow, following through on our bullshit is going to be tough. It was much easier to just complain. Not to mention these Tea Party guys actually want to screw over ALL poor people and don’t give a shit the damage they cause.”. So a plan was hatched, let’s make a bill that does what we want it to do,…

God doesn’t exists, next question.

Yes, I saw it and loved the story. And no it won’t work, but I doubt it will pass anyways. Democrats won’t help and Republicans won’t agree on it.

Lord help us.

Ain’t nobody wants to see that. Even rule 34 has its limits.

Hey! I take offense to this! Us Friends of Cthulhu would never dream of harming another living soul. We just wait and plot for the cessation of our Lord’s slumber deep in the sunken, craggy city of Ry’leh and the ensuing madness and destruction such an awakening will release.

Following Trump’s logic when it comes to staffing his cabinet so far, we have to expect him to hire a severe hydrophobe.

Out POTUS IS an idiot and a wimp. Cmon Sam Bee bring it.

Trump supporters waved around Russian flags with “TRUMP” plastered on them, a prank by 22-year-old Jason Charter and 36-year-old Ryan Clayton. “Most people didn’t realize it was a Russian flag, or they didn’t care,” Charter told the Atlantic in a phone interview.

Clinton, who did NOT flinch. Not. Once.

How dare you?! Barney Stinson knew the value of a good tailor!!