Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

Here’s the system requirements for the service:

By the time the 2020 election rolls around he won’t have to worry about angry voters because they’ll have put so many roadblocks in the way of the ballots he’ll win easily.

Given Trump’s post-election actions, I’m sure they feel as dumb as we think they are.

Wow, nothing makes you sound quite so pretentious as using the words “rife” and “retrograde” in the same sentence. I guess Nintendo having one of the first original female gaming protagonists, numerous games where Peach DOESN’T have to be rescued (total it up, I bet she is partying, karting, golfing, and adventuring…

This sums it up.

What?! Youtubers aren’t considered employees of Youtube? Just because they don’t work for Youtube? That’s ridiculous. Next you’ll be telling me I’m not employed by Kotaku, even though I’m OBVIOUSLY creating stellar content right here in their comments section.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

It’s not just the global market. It’s machines. They’re so much cheaper than human labor, and few manufacturers are going to abandon profit to “make America great again.” So machines are here to stay, and workers need to start looking at alternatives.

“He did a fraction of what Hillary did.”

To be perfectly honest, a billionaire huckster arriviste who got rich through strategic bankruptcy and retaliatory lawsuits conning his way into the Presidency on a campaign of racism, homophobia, fascism, and misogyny, only for it to become immediately apparent that he has no idea how to do anything and is…

I’m sorry for the following. But I must vent.

Wallet inspector!

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

Let me guess, you live in a US city that has the standard ‘block’ layout?

Step 1. Move to a city, or at least down town.

Sometimes I feel bad for fat shaming someone for no real reason. But then I think “fuck his entitled, wealthy, republican, Earth hating ass!”. So, I dunno.

How’s she going to have a platform on a situation her Plect father says doesn’t exist? Will it be an invisible platform?

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