His first name sounds like the last name of a fat guy from Wisconsin

This is the true Jade Helm for Texas.

At least with the Lions you know they will let you stick around for 4 or more years before they fire you.

I’ve tried to play TOS twice now. Is it just the beginning that is so slow? When does it start to pick up steam?

Clearly he believes in CTE

They could have at least varnished it.

Hiring a “crisis manager” isn’t a good look.

This story is probably bullshit but no one seems to be addressing the fact that Manning’s camp already admitted to receiving HGH via his wife. If it was on the level why have it sent to you wife?

This story comes out and Manning escapes into the night of retirement never to be touched. Good timing.

As a former soldier who has seen waaaaay too many negligent discharges I kind of see where they’re coming from.

Oh god the M9 is such a massive piece of shit. It’s more useful being thrown at the enemy than trying to shoot it.

Slenderman?

I tried so hard to get into these games. Yakuza 4 is still the only game i’ve ever fallen asleep while playing.

“This just in Chapman is being dealt from LAD to the Dallas Cowboys. GM/owner Jerry Jones praises his leadership style.”

Well we know he wasn’t going to get hurt blocking

I thought crunchy roll was a subscription service?

You can easily get a weapon if it’s “on your record.” since he wasn't actually convicted of any DV offense.

I have an idea

The Cowboys new starting pitcher

As a Lions fan I’m excited to see who will disappoint me next.